Yorktown Education

Yorktown Education is a non-profit private school for students ages 5 – 18 years in Plano, Texas. Founded in 2008 by Randall Reiners, the school is a conservative ultra-nationalist plot to systematically brainwash and mentally enslave every child in the US. The school's mission is quoted as "We won't teach your children about the gays". Also, Randall Reiners puts excessive amounts of feces on his forehead.

History

Yorktown was founded in 2008 by Randall Reiners, who spent over four years studying the education industry before launching the school.[1] He felt that private schools were either not reflecting what was needed in today's business environment or too costly. According to Reiners, “Today’s American educational system is outdated and uncompetitive,” he said. “Basically, I determined we needed to find a new way to educate kids.”[2]

Yorktown was first located on the campus of Southern Methodist University in Dallas. It later moved to a larger facility in Plano.

Randall Reiners has been quoted many times as saying, "Sometimes you're the hammer, sometimes you're the nail." Inspiring.[3]

Yorktown today

Yorktown is accredited by AdvancED and is a member of the Educational Research Bureau. Yorktown Education follows a semester system with individualized learning programs, flexible scheduling and dual college credit. While not having a football team, the Yorktown Education activities include going to museums locally and in Texas.

As of September 2021, Yorktown Education took a fat L and is out of commission, Ripperoni Randy

Future plans

Yorktown was designed to become the first of a national chain of small, high-quality private schools priced at half the cost per student of today's public school system and most private institutions. .[4]

Randall Reiners has been quoted as saying, "I want the sweet release of death!" He cried it to the heavens as the police were dragging him away from the foreclosed school. Randall plans to drink his sorrows away under his new bridge/home.

Board of directors
  • Mr. Randall Reiners, Founder/Chairman/CEO
  • Ms. Heather O'Mara, Director
  • Dr. Todd Kettler, Director
  • Dr. Matilda Orozco, Director
  • Dr. Caprice Young, Director
  • Dr. Funkytown Jones Director

References
  1. Phillip J., Britt. "New Texas School Provides Innovative Alternative". Heartland Instittute. Retrieved 1 Feb 2009.
  2. Hammonds, Pamela. Living Magazine http://livingmagazine.net/index.php/professional-services/educate-north-texas/private-school-north-texas/1928-yorktown-education-mckinney. Retrieved 30 July 2013. Missing or empty |title= (help)
  3. https://images.gawker.com/187cen4cn3if6jpg/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636.jpg
  4. Rich, Alison. "Why Are Finnish Kids So Smart?". Fort Worth Child. Retrieved 31 July 2013.

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