Professional Widow
"Professional Widow" is a 1996 song written by singer-songwriter Tori Amos. It is a harpsichord-driven rock dirge and was included on her 1996 album Boys for Pele. The eponymous "professional widow" is rumoured to be Courtney Love, lead vocalist of the band Hole, whom Trent Reznor blames for the destruction of his friendship (whatever its extent) with Amos.[1] In 1999, Reznor's band Nine Inch Nails released a single called "Starfuckers, Inc.", with "Starfucker" being a word that appears in "Professional Widow".
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| Single by Tori Amos | ||||
| from the album Boys for Pele | ||||
| Released | July 2, 1996 | |||
| Genre | Alternative rock | |||
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| Songwriter(s) | Tori Amos | |||
| Producer(s) | Tori Amos | |||
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"Professional Widow" was released on July 2, 1996, as the third single from the Boys for Pele album in the US, containing remixes by house music producers Armand van Helden and MK. The single reached number one on the Billboard Hot Dance Music/Club Play chart. In Italy, the original version peaked at number two in October 1996.
An edited version of the Armand's Star Trunk Funkin' Mix of "Professional Widow" was originally released as a double A-side single with "Hey Jupiter" in Europe and Australia. On December 30, 1996, the single was released as an A-side in the United Kingdom under the expanded title "Professional Widow (It's Got to Be Big)", which topped the UK Singles Chart in January 1997 and reached the top 20 in Finland, Iceland, Ireland and Norway. This release contained additional remixes of the track by Mr. Roy.
Background
"We had no idea that it would happen the way that it did. In her contract, Tori must approve all remixes of her product. When Professional Widow began to happen in Europe, she called me to say thanks, which was a really nice thing to do."
—Armand Van Helden talking to Music Week about the song.[2]
In a 1998 interview with Music & Media, Amos commented on the song, "It did kick my ass a bit, (...) I know what Van Helden took and what he did and I think he did some very clever things. Obviously they're two different pieces of work, the original Professional Widow is such a different read and I loved the fact that he didn't try and retain that at all, he went completely to the other pole."[3]
Lyrical content
Lyrically the song borrows directly from the short story "The Sphinx" by Edgar Allan Poe. Specifically the lyric "what is termed a landslide of principal proportion" is taken from the line "what is termed a land-slide, of the principal portion of its trees"; and the lyric "prism perfect" from the line "in shape a perfect prism."
Critical reception
Scottish newspaper Aberdeen Press and Journal said the song is "excellent".[4] Neil Z. Yeung from AllMusic described it as a "powerful dose of industrial-piano ferocity that holds nothing back in its demands for peace, love, and a little something extra."[5] The Daily Vault's Sean McCarthy said it is one of the most "straightforward" songs of the album.[6] Alan Jones from Music Week deemed the remix as a "brilliant reworking".[7] Tim Jeffery from the magazine's RM Dance Update rated it five out of five, adding, "Needless to say, any lyrical subtlety has gone out of the window on this remixed package but that's not the point really. MK and Armand Van Helden pick and choose which of Tori's lines to chop up into bits and loop over their own music — Helden's is by far the most inventive with loads of strange synth sounds over a Bucketheads-style groove and a terrific atmospheric drop in the middle. A big club hit for sure but it'll be radio that decides this record's success or otherwise."[8] Cynthia Joyce from Salon noted that Amos' "penchant for abrupt endings and ad nauseam repetition; still surfaces on more experimental songs" like "Professional Widow".[9]
Music video
A music video was made for the "Star Trunk Funkin' Mix", but it was simply a collection of clips from other Tori Amos videos edited together. It is the only video from between 1991 and 1998 that does not appear on Tori Amos: Complete Videos 1991-1998.
One can see Amos playing "Professional Widow" live on the Welcome to Sunny Florida DVD. The performance features Jon Evans on bass and Matt Chamberlain on drums, while Amos plays the piano. This version mutes out any instances of "fucker," and the last word, "cock".
Personnel
Boys for Pele version
- Tori Amos: harpsichord, Bösendorfer piano, vocals
- Alan Friedman: drum programming (including the cry of a bull, which was actually credited as "bull: Bull" in the Boys for Pele liner notes)
- George Porter Jr.: bass guitar
- Manu Katche: drums
- Steve Caton: guitar
Singles and compilations
US "Professional Widow" single
CD single
- "Professional Widow" (LP Mix) – 4:31
- "Professional Widow" (Armand's Star Trunk Funkin' Mix) – 8:08
- "Professional Widow" (MK Mix) – 7:20
- "Professional Widow" (Just Da Funk Dub) – 3:44
- "Professional Widow" (MK Vampire Dub) – 6:56
- "Professional Widow" (Armand's Instrumental) – 5:35
- "Professional Widow" (Bonus Beats) – 4:31
12-inch single
- "Professional Widow" (Armand's Star Trunk Funkin' Mix) – 8:08
- "Professional Widow" (Just Da Funk Dub) – 3:44
- "Professional Widow" (MK Mix) – 7:20
- "Professional Widow" (MK Vampire Dub) 6:56
UK "Hey Jupiter/Professional Widow" double A-side single
CD single
- "Hey Jupiter" (The Dakota Version) – 6:03
- "Professional Widow" (Armand's Star Trunk Funkin' Mix) (Radio Edit) – 3:45
- "Sugar" (Live) – 5:43
- "Honey" (Live) – 4:19
12-inch single
- "Professional Widow" (Armand's Star Trunk Funkin' Mix) – 8:08
- "Hey Jupiter" (The Dakota Version) (Radio Edit) – 4:14
- "Talula" (BT's Synethasia Mix) – 11:27
Cassette single
- "Hey Jupiter" (The Dakota Version) – 6:03
- "Professional Widow" (Armand's Star Trunk Funkin' Mix) (Radio Edit) – 3:45
UK "Professional Widow (It's Got to Be Big)" single
CD single
- "Professional Widow" (Armand's Star Trunk Funkin' Mix) (Radio Edit) – 3:45
- "Professional Widow" (Mr Roy's 7-inch Edit)
- "Professional Widow" (Armand's Star Trunk Funkin' Mix) – 8:08
- "Professional Widow" (Mr Roy's Cosmic Cottage Mix)
- "Professional Widow" (Just Da Funk Dub)
12-inch single
- "Professional Widow" (Mr Roy's Cosmic Cottage)
- "Professional Widow" (Mr Roy's 7-inch Edit)
- "Professional Widow" (Armands Star Trunk Funkin' Mix)
- "Professional Widow" (Just Da Funk Dub)
Cassette single
- "Professional Widow" (Mr Roy's 7-inch Edit)
- "Professional Widow" (Armands Star Trunk Funkin' Mix)
Compilations
Following the release of Boys for Pele, on which it first appeared, "Professional Widow" has been featured on several releases.
- 1996 – The LP version is featured on the Escape from L.A. soundtrack.
- 1996 – The "Merry Widow version", a live version performed on an organ during her 1996 tour, appeared on the Hey Jupiter EP.
- 1997 – Boys for Pele was reissued in the UK and Australia featuring both the LP version and the full-length Star Trunk Funkin' Mix back-to-back. Consequently, the track "In the Springtime of His Voodoo" is cut from the album.
- 2003 – The compilation CD Tales of a Librarian seats the radio edit of the Star Trunk Funkin' Mix between two other Boys for Pele songs.
- 2005 – The digital version of Boys for Pele was made available on iTunes, featuring the same track listing as the 1997 UK reissue.
- 2006 – The digital iTunes Essentials collection includes the full length (8:06) Star Trunk Funkin' Mix in their Tori Amos best-of playlist, categorized as one of "The Basics".
- 2006 – The box set compilation A Piano: The Collection includes the Star Trunk Funkin' Mix edit as well as the Merry Widow Live Version, but again, not the album version. The "Merry Widow" version featured here is an edit, which fades out some of Amos' dialog heard on the original Hey Jupiter EP.
- 2016 – the Boys For Pele" 2 CD Deluxe includes remastered album version as well the Star Trunk Funkin' Mix edit & the Merry Widow Live Version.
Charts and certifications
Weekly charts
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Year-end charts
Certifications
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Release history
| Region | Version | Date | Format(s) | Label(s) | Ref. |
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| United States | "Professional Widow" | July 2, 1996 | CD | Atlantic | [39] |
| United Kingdom | "Hey Jupiter" / "Professional Widow" | July 22, 1996 |
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EastWest | [40] |
| "Professional Widow (It's Got to Be Big)" | December 30, 1996 | [41] |
See also
References
- "An Interview With Trent Reznor". Spin (March 1996). Archived from the original on February 24, 2004. Retrieved February 9, 2013.
- "The Remix Hits of 1996" (PDF). Music Week. December 14, 1996. p. 36. Retrieved October 7, 2021.
- Music & Media. 1998.
- Aberdeen Press and Journal. December 26, 1996. p.8 . Retrieved November 28, 2020.
- Yeung, Neil Z. "Tori Amos – Boys for Pele". AllMusic. Retrieved November 10, 2020.
- McCarthy, Sean (February 18, 2005). "Boys For Pele – Tori Amos". The Daily Vault. Retrieved November 20, 2020.
- Jones, Alan (December 28, 1996). "Talking Music" (PDF). Music Week. p. 17. Retrieved October 7, 2021.
- Jeffery, Tim (June 15, 1996). "Hot Vinyl" (PDF). Music Week, in Record Mirror (Dance Update Supplemental Insert). p. 9. Retrieved August 22, 2021.
- Joyce, Cynthia. "AMOS 'N' RANDY". Salon. Archived from the original on September 3, 2000. Retrieved August 9, 2020.
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- "Top RPM Dance/Urban: Issue 9726." RPM. Library and Archives Canada. Retrieved February 23, 2020.
- "Eurochart Hot 100 Singles" (PDF). Music & Media. Vol. 14 no. 4. January 25, 1997. p. 23. Retrieved February 23, 2020.
- "Tori Amos: Professional Widow (It's Got to Be Big)" (in Finnish). Musiikkituottajat – IFPI Finland. Retrieved February 23, 2020.
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- "Íslenski Listinn Topp 40 (NR. 209 Vikuna 20.2. '97 – 26.2. '97)". Dagblaðið Vísir (in Icelandic). February 21, 1997. p. 16. Retrieved July 11, 2018.
- "The Irish Charts – Search Results – Professional Widow". Irish Singles Chart. Retrieved February 23, 2020.
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- "Top 100 Singles 1997". Music Week. January 17, 1998. p. 27.
- "ARIA Charts – Accreditations – 1997 Singles" (PDF). Australian Recording Industry Association. Retrieved February 23, 2020.
- "British single certifications – Tori Amos – Professional Widow". British Phonographic Industry. Retrieved December 10, 2021.
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